Monday, November 24, 2008

In keeping with tradition

We all have so much to be thankful for. And it seems that this time of year is really the only time we are appreciative enough to reflect on all of the things we have to be thankful for. So in keeping with tradition I have decided to post a list of the things that I am thankful for (some of which may very well be a teeny tiny bit sarcastic) so without further ado here is my list enjoy!

I am thankful for the fact that the American people elected a man with NO experience what so ever to become our next president. I mean who wouldn't want a man with the motivational speaking skills that rival those of Hitler (and the socialist ideas that much compare to his too) I am also thankful for the fact that since I am a white female and I proudly proclaim that I did not vote for Barack Obama I am automatically labeled a racist that's just peachy and sits oh so well with me.




I am thankful for the recession that this country is in, this is perhaps every news reporters dream... slow news day, well crap we can always talk about how the world is full of doom and gloom and the downward spiral that has become the United States. And just for good measure we'll throw in talk about the "useless, needless war" that we are fighting (never mind the fact that September 11th really did occur and that those bastards took the lives of countless numbers of innocent Americans here on our soil) and if they really wanted the trifecta of all things taboo they could talk a little about George Bush's approval rating these days! Oh the glorious news media how I love the!!






I am thankful for the very uber liberal news media here in the United States. If not for this past election I might have continued to live out the rest of my life thinking that the news channels like ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN actually wanted us to know what was really going on in the world and that they didn't have their own agenda in what they chose to report on and when. I think its just the greatest thing since sliced bread that people like Katie Couric still have an effing job!! After all what would us Americans do without our daily dose of Kool-Aide fed to us directly from the media? How would we even get out of bed in the morning and form our own opinions on life if not for these glorious news commentaries.

I am thankful for all of the government "bail outs"! I mean who in their life hasn't need a leg up (read HAND OUT) every now and again? The fact that the government has come to the rescue of so many tanking business who've gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle is just "kick you in the crotch, spit in your face fantastic"! Why with all of this new found wealth (read our hard earned tax dollars)to spread around I think there should be NO reason what so ever for another business, no matter how large or how small, to ever fail again. I just hope they all send me a postcard from their company retreats that cost more than I will make in a lifetime, I mean come on we all deserve a little R & R right? I can just imagine how stressed they must be, what with a failing business and all!


(Note to self, this last one may really hit a nerve, Krissi you should stop while your ahead.... nahh hell I'll just go ahead and take the flack)

**WARNING** This is my blog, it is based on MY opinions and MY thoughts, if you don't like said opinions and thoughts then by all means DON'T READ IT.

With that said I will make this next thing my final thing to be thankful for...

I am thankful that this country knows how to take a stand for things that are "right". I am so thankful that we can make picket signs, and stand on street corners, or hell march right down the middle of the street and DEMAND Gay rights in every major city from New York to Los Angeles! Nothing makes me more proud than to see two lesbians, or two gay men demand that they be able to marry, be able to adopt or foster children, and demand that they have equal status in this country! Far be it from me to judge their sins, far be it from me to stand up for my right to NOT have this SHIT thrown in my face or poke down the throat of my child in a country that was founded on Christian principals. And much like the situation with the president, if I take a stand and proudly proclaim that I vote against these "equal rights for Gays" I am automatically labeled a bigot!





So let me ask what are you most thankful for this year?

Lovingly signed the Racist Bigot!

6 Comments:

Blogger Mercedes said...

It is nice to hear someone have the guts to say it! :)I was just stopping by from BATW.

November 24, 2008 at 3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!

November 24, 2008 at 7:15 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Good for you. We do have a lot to be Thankful for.

November 24, 2008 at 7:48 PM  
Blogger ~Ronda~ said...

Rock on Sista!! Oh, BTW, the next time that I drive by your house, I am stopping! This past weekend marks the third time I have flown by there and well, if not for the lovely time schedule that I was keeping, I would have stopped and made an appearance, lol!! I honked, doesn't that count for something??

November 25, 2008 at 8:23 AM  
Blogger Tiffany T said...

Well, well - someone who has the courage to post an opinion that isn't popular! I may not agree with everything you said, but I love reading a well-thought out opinion any day over the emotional manipulation we are leveled with every day. Oh, and the printed or televised news? I don't read or listen to it anymore. I do keyword searches online, so I receive a smattering of biased opinions rather than just from one source. Anyway, well said.

November 25, 2008 at 9:14 AM  
Blogger Keri said...

Oh boy. I have to admit I had to laugh at this. You're a brave woman to post it all here....But dare I say, I agree with most of it ;)

November 26, 2008 at 10:29 PM  

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