Friday, May 1, 2009

Welcome to the first ever edition of ....

"What Krissi Wonders"
(not sure if this will be a continuous thing or not, and knowing me it probably won't)

Krissi wonders, is it possible to be intellectually attracted to a person and not physically? If so Sean Hannity and I are meant to be together (and I'll throw Glenn Beck in there too, how taboo two Fox News people, shame on me)

Krissi wonders, if other mothers feel as run down as I do on a daily basis? How do women who have more than one child do it? I mean honestly how the heck can you do everything I do for one, over and over and over again??? It boggles my mind.

Krissi wonders, if having dreams about heavy boxes is normal, or is it more a hazard of my line of work?

Krissi wonders, if those little hospital masks everyone in Mexico is wearing really work? It's not as if no germs can escape them.... I mean I'm sure they serve a purpose it's just that I don't think they are as effective as everyone seems to believe.

Krissi wonders, if women pee'd standing up, would we be more tidy about it? I mean really men are such slobs!

Krissi wonders, what happens to that eloquent speaker (Barack Obama) when he doesn't have his teleprompter? I've heard a lot of umm's and ahhh's when he's having to answer questions off the cuff.

Krissi wonders, if my first big concert will live up to my expectations, I sure hope it does.

Krissi wonders, how is it possible now that it's almost summer, my hair has finally started to grow back out? Is it wrong that I wanna cut it all off again? I swear this mop on my head is really getting on my nerves.

Krissi wonders, if granny panties are really as comfortable as I used to think they were before I was introduced to thong panties?

and last but not least

Krissi wonders, about the price of tea in China. Do the Chinese really drink all that much tea, and if so I wonder what the most popular brand is and how much it costs?

4 Comments:

Blogger Randi Troxell said...

very cool, i liked this post a lot... and have fun at your concert!

May 1, 2009 at 2:53 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

these are too funny. And yes, I am as worn out as you. ;)

May 1, 2009 at 3:16 PM  
Blogger Tiffany T said...

What a great blog idea! I love reading your insight into the events around you today.

To answer a couple of questions from my point of view, I have two children, and I learned to get them to entertain each other a LOT.

You might have mentioned it, but what big concert are you going to see?

May 1, 2009 at 10:17 PM  
Blogger Cristin said...

I hope that the concert is all that you've dreamed of and more...

Mom's of more than one child just drink more... maybe that's just me...

I've peed standing up, squatting, and in other unfortunate postitions...it's never tidy... sitting over a bowl is the only way to go...

May 2, 2009 at 9:46 PM  

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