Kid's say.....

While I was standing in the kitchen cooking some mighty tasty ribs for dinner Caleb tells me that he has to go pee, off to the bathroom he runs and then returns to me with underwear in hand and a puzzled look on his face saying

"Mom you gotta look at this"

I look down to see a "skid mark" in his underwear and ask him what happened, to which he replied

"that's my toot momma, when I tooted I had a bubble and that's just what toot bubbles do to my underwear"