Bon Voyage
So today I thought I would make it all about the reasons Arkansas is better than Nebraska... so when your ready... read away!
1. Arkansas is home (umm however after a lengthy stay in Nebraska I have no doubt that it will start to feel like home to you, try to resist this "feeling" cause it's all lies, remember ARKANSAS is home!
2. What the hell is a "Cornhusker" anyway? That sounds like some awful slave labor job to me... not really sure that's the college team I'd wanna route for, but I'm just saying.
3. Ummm like ALL of your friends, yeah we all live in Arkansas
4. Where else can you have all 4 seasons in ONE FREAKIN WEEK? You know, Arkansas is cool like that.
5. I'm not sure what the state bird of Nebraska is, but here I'm pretty sure it's the middle finger and that just makes Arkansas THE place for a girl like yourself to live... don't ya think?
6. Arkansas starts with an "A" and seeing as "A" is the first letter of your first name (and both of the boy's names and her name too) plus it's the very first letter in the alphabet its just one more reason Arkansas is way cooler than Nebraska.
7. One most awesome claim to fame for this great state... Matt Jones... ok so that needs to be scratched off my "great things about Arkansas list" damn you Matt Jones!
8. I'm just willing to bet that Nebraska doesn't have the coolest Fed-Ex girl EVER living there! Just saying
9. Ohhh here's a good one... damn nope, just another failure....
10. Arkansas has mountains, Nebraska is just flat and boring (I think, seeing as how I've never actually been to Nebraska I'm just guessing here, really more like grasping for straws so sue me... I don't want you to goooooooooooo!!!!)
All kidding aside I hope that Nebraska treats you better than Arkansas ever did, I hope that your new home is wonderful and warm and makes you say "home at last" when you walk thru the door. I know you and the boys will be so happy to have that sexy beast living under the same roof with you all again, just umm, well, don't forget the little people back here in Arkansas.
Ok now it's your turn, all of you go on over to her page and tell her how much your gonna miss her living in good ol NWA!
posted by Krissi at
10:00 AM
6 Comments:
I'm sorry but I laughed my ass off when I read #5. The drivers here are the worst, I can't tell you how many times people have gotten the bird from me in a 4 months time!!!
Yes, #5 is hilarious, you put up quite a few good points there, K! Um, BTW, I look possessed!! When we gonna do that again, minus any men, I mean man!!
Sounds like she is getting the better end of the deal. To funny.
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Hehehehe... I've never been to Arkansas.... But I've driven through Nebraska a couple times and man was it boring.... just sayin...
oh my goodness I LOVE your blog title. :) So funny!
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